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kay. 18. she/her. i hate tombs.

pumpkinspicefemme:

U: sexuality is fluid
me: actually my sexuality is very solid. its a brick that says ‘lesbian’ and i can hit people with it

someone: *says something wrong about history*
me: dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it
me: actually,

lmao: lafayette makes all okay
lol: lots of lafayette
rofl: right on frenchman lafayette

imnotyellintimberrr:

@adharcail why I don’t watch Lord of the Rings

hatermom:

*never comes out just gets gay married with no explanation whatsoever and brings my wife to every thanksgiving & xmas and no one even knows or suspects that we’re married just very good gal pals*

segoli:

it’s simple. we kinkshame the batman.

you: no!! NO!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT
me, rubbing my filthy gay hands all over history: history is gay now

nexya:

me as prime minister: bring back 18th century military uniforms
advisor: prime minister…. they offer like 0 protection..
me: ok but they look good tho
advisor:  literally we would lose any modern war
me: ok…. but we would look good tho

me, tryna start conversation: [leans against wall] [sips some fine wine] so whos your favorite historical figure