Bruce Wayne [to the Batfamily about the batcomputer]: Who broke it?
[silence]
Bruce Wayne: I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Dick Grayson: [looks around at everyone] I did. I broke the com–
Bruce Wayne: No. No you didn’t. Jason?
Jason Todd: Don’t look at me. Look at Damian.
Damian Wayne: What? I didn’t break it!
Jason Todd: Huh! That’s weird! How’d you even know it was broken?
Damian Wayne: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Jason Todd: Suspicious.
Damian Wayne: No, it’s not!
Stephanie Brown: If it matters, probably not. But Cassandra was the last one to use it.
Cassandra Cain: Liar, I don’t even touch that thing!
Stephanie Brown: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the computer desk earlier?
Cassandra Cain: I use the computer desk as a chair because it’s more comfortable! Everyone knows that, Stephanie!
Dick Grayson: Okay let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.
Bruce Wayne: No! Who broke it?
Damian Wayne: [hushed tone] Father? Drake’s been awfully quiet.
Tim Drake: Really! Really!
Damian Wayne: Yeah, really!
Tim Drake: Oh my god!
[everyone starts arguing]
Bruce Wayne [off to the side]: I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bruce Wayne: [looks back at the kids arguing] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
[silence]
Bruce Wayne: I’m not mad. I just wanna know.
Dick Grayson: [looks around at everyone] I did. I broke the com–
Bruce Wayne: No. No you didn’t. Jason?
Jason Todd: Don’t look at me. Look at Damian.
Damian Wayne: What? I didn’t break it!
Jason Todd: Huh! That’s weird! How’d you even know it was broken?
Damian Wayne: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Jason Todd: Suspicious.
Damian Wayne: No, it’s not!
Stephanie Brown: If it matters, probably not. But Cassandra was the last one to use it.
Cassandra Cain: Liar, I don’t even touch that thing!
Stephanie Brown: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the computer desk earlier?
Cassandra Cain: I use the computer desk as a chair because it’s more comfortable! Everyone knows that, Stephanie!
Dick Grayson: Okay let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bruce.
Bruce Wayne: No! Who broke it?
Damian Wayne: [hushed tone] Father? Drake’s been awfully quiet.
Tim Drake: Really! Really!
Damian Wayne: Yeah, really!
Tim Drake: Oh my god!
[everyone starts arguing]
Bruce Wayne [off to the side]: I broke it. It kept beeping at me so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bruce Wayne: [looks back at the kids arguing] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
#the classic kent method #stopping it with your face #like literally with your face #i love this family
Reasons why Batman is a Social Justice Warrior
• Fights for justice
• Has a lot of friends (is social)
dc meme ♡ 1/10 female characters
They use a lot of different words to describe me: intense, driven, exceptional. But I know what they really mean. They mean I’m weird.
