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Should You Fight the Batfamily?

Bruce: fight Bruce. No, no, no hear me out. Fight him. He may be Batman but he probably deserves it in some way. It's Bruce. Most of his kids want to fight him. Odds are if you fight him, he'll make you Robin. If that's what you want, fight him.
Dick: Sure, you could fight Dick but why do you want to? What did Dick ever do to you? Isn't his life already hard enough? Let the man have a break once in a while, jeez.
Babs: Do not fight Babs. You can not take Babs. No one can take Babs. At best, you'll have a broken arm. At worst? Your entire life on the world wide web will be over. You will be the next meme. If you wanna risk that, sure, fight Babs, but fuck it you'll always lose.
Jason: Oh, sure. Beat up the dead ZOMBIE KID. Because that's wise? Does he deserve it? I mean, yeah, for the entire Red Hood debacle he definitely does but on the other hand the KID DIED. It's like kicking a fucking wounded wolf. It'll still bite you and you'll feel like a douche. Fight him if you wanna be a douche.
Cassandra: DO NOT FIGHT CASSANDRA. DO NOT DO THIS. SHE WAS LITERALLY BORN TO KICK YOUR ASS. YOU WILL LOSE AND IT WILL HURT. DO NOT FIGHT CASS.
Tim: Fight him. Fight him and shove him into the nearest locker you can find. Don't even question it. Lock the fucking locker and walk away. He's got a fucking cell phone, he'll be fine.
Stephanie: Come on, don't fight Steph. Sure, she'll have a good time but give the girl a break. She's got enough on her planet with Bruce and Tim combined as it is. Just. Fight Bruce for her and then buy her some ice cream. The turn out will be better for you.
Damian: What the fuck is wrong with you why are you fighting the ten year old assassin??? Do you not have any fucking dignity???
Titus: I can't believe I'm saying this--do NOT fight the dog.
Alfred: You are literally the worst person on the planet do not fight Alfred why would you fight Alfred did no one hug you as a child DO NOT FIGHT ALFRED.