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imperiatrix:

laertes comes back from college with ten thousand annoying french affectations but he actually knows jack shit about french anything

“oh did i say bonjour again haha i keep forgetting that this is denmark desole OOPS THERE I GO AGAIN”
“i’m very particular about my cheese now. that’s how we are in france.”
“well, as the french say, je ne sai quoi. c’est la vie. napoleon bonaparte. baguette. eiffel tower. omelette du fromage.”

#he wears striped turtlenecks and goes on strikes #all he can say in french is ‘i don’t speak french’ and ‘does anyone here know danish’ #ophelia knows this #hamlet does not and totally buys it #he is so pissed that laertes is so cool and french #ophelia tries not to laugh #horatio tries not to cry #gertrude has given up officially (imperiatrix)